i believe that jesus became the invisible pope when jehovah gave him the big hat in 1914
bethel
i have seen on the 2nd page of the watchtower m. h. larson.... what's his first name?
is he the "pope?
i have forgotten a lot of things about jw structure.
i believe that jesus became the invisible pope when jehovah gave him the big hat in 1914
bethel
would he be required to step down since he can't handle his household?
would he be told to leave bethel?
what are your thoughts?
maybe he'd get a brand new wife. one of the hot single bethel sisters in the cleaning department
bethel
lets say that there is a "great tribulation" in our time, how will the average witness survive it?
first of all, they don't even know what it is, or when it will happen.
the great tribulation could be a nuclear war or anything man made.
my mom asks me what i'm gonna do when the great tribulation comes. i say, "well what are you gonna do?" she replies, "i don't know but i am sure gonna stay close to the society for instructions." HERE COMES THE KOOL-AID!
bethel
there are a few films that i really connect with that sum up my j-dub experiences........ .
shawshank redemption: if you've ever "served time" at bethel, you can't help but connect with this film.
institutionalization, mental persecution and "andy dufrene crossing through 500 yards of shit, came out clean on the other side.
the peewee herman show
taxi driver
what's eating gilbert grape (when gilbert gets caught going to the supersaver!)
purple rain (for some reason)
trainspotting
the godfather
fast times at ridgemont high
a very merry fragle christmas
cocktail lounge, norway: .
at a budapest zoo: .
please do not feed the animals.
the car rental brochure from tokyo is too funny. almost all the oriental/asian signs are funny. thanks!
bethel
announced at service meetings this week: .
there has been clarification about how the awake!
monthly circulation will be handled.
JW: We are calling with this magazine the WT which has articles to build our knowledge of the Bible.HH: And the other magazine?
JW: That's the Awake!
HH: What's that about?
JW: It discusses "bible topics".
HH: So what's the difference?
hahahaha lmfco!
bethel minute yo
... change about yourself, what would it be?.
i'm thinking along the lines of how you perceive/deal with other people, your attitudes, prejudices, learned behaviours, etc.
.... i'll get us started .... growing up jw, i was taught to expect perfection.
i wish i was less lazy. i am smart and very social... i also have a high IQ (as if that actually means anything)... but i am so lazy and lathargic that i just do nothing with my skills. i think the fear of success doesn't help either
bethel
i was 11, coming out of the 5th grade, my dad had just been to jail for having sex with a kid who was 14 at the time, he has been having sex with her for two years and everyone in the 1900 person town i grew up in new it.
i remember always being the last picked for everything.
i couldnt even throw a baseball or football correctly, it always looked like i was lobbing a grenade, no accuracy, no power, nothing.
i felt for you in that story... i could see myself making faces in an emotional response in many of the parts of that short story. but it was well written and i feel bad that you have to remember a not-nice feeling
bethel
ok let me know if it sucks like 98% of sequels
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if you do pray, will you use the name that's above all other names....says the watchtower.. if not, what name do you use?.
when i call my dad on the phone, i don't say hi ***... i say hi dad. i do this out of respect. so why should i disrespect my heavenly father as to call him by his name, much less a name that is poor translated and overly anglicized???
bethel